A few nights ago, a few friends and I made our way to the shores of the mighty Susquehanna. There, alongside the liquid soul of Pennsylvania, we prepared to awaken the sleeping sun.
- Build a bonfire big enough to warm the toes of the almighty goat-lord
- Drink large quantities of mead for inspiration and warmth
- Hoot, holler, carry on, and dance in a foolish way around the aforementioned fire
- Hope that all the above activities will awaken the sun
The goat-lord responds!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME: We are professional idiots.
For a limited time (until I run out of bandwidth), you can download a video(23MB), wherein the goat-lord announces himself with a powerful explosion from the ceremonial bonfire.