There’s a guy running for Governor of Minnesota who claims he’s a vampyre. He is running the ‘’impalement’ platform. He intends to impale terrorists and corrupt government officials.
From the campaign site:
I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.
Why do Minnesotans get all the cool Governors?!