Pervert Attacks Amish Buggy

Sometimes I like to romanticise my hometown, and then something comes along that makes me wonder what the hell I was thinking.According to the local paper, some goofy pervert got all dressed up in a purple skirt and was lurking about in the mountains, exposing himself to Amish people in buggies, and “engaging in inappropriate sexual contact with himself.”

This happened on the road I like to ride bikes on!

White Deer Pike, Bald Eagle State Forest

What an asshole. I like the Amish. After this whole peak oil thing plays out the Amish will be the new aristocracy. Just you wait.