Lay in Hell

This just in:Bonius.com “embedded reporters” in the lake of fire report that Enron founder Ken Lay has arrived on the eighth plane of hell*. He is awaiting paperwork to determine whether he was “merely fradulent” or a fully blown traitor. In the case of the former, he is likely to remain on the eighth plane, in the case of the latter, he will be transported to the ninth plane for his eternal torment.

The Devil
The Devil is stoked!

Lucifer’s press secretary issued a statement that Lay is expected to end up “somewhere in the second zone [of the ninth plane]”.

Satan could not be reached for comment.

*For a complete discussion of the geography of hell, consult “The Divine Comedy”