Ask and Ye Shall Recieve

A quick search through realtor.com turns up this little gem.

Church for sale
Clcik for the ad

A desanctified church in the thriving metropolis of Middleburg, PA for sale as a “single family home.” It could be all mine for the princely sum of $45,000.00.

I wonder if it comes with a graveyard… I’ve always wanted to learn necromancy and raise an army of undead zombies to do my evil bidding….

Update: 03-13-2007:

We called the realtor and are having a look at the church Saturday! mwawahahahah!

3 thoughts on “Ask and Ye Shall Recieve”

  1. I was thinking of turning all the crosses upside down and putting gargoyles on the roof. I wonder how long it would take for the villagers to come and lynch me. šŸ˜›

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