A quick search through realtor.com turns up this little gem.
A desanctified church in the thriving metropolis of Middleburg, PA for sale as a “single family home.” It could be all mine for the princely sum of $45,000.00.
I wonder if it comes with a graveyard… I’ve always wanted to learn necromancy and raise an army of undead zombies to do my evil bidding….
We called the realtor and are having a look at the church Saturday! mwawahahahah!