Jihad at the Speed of Sound

I got word from the Great and Powerful Oz that my Trek will be done next weekend. After a week of shakedown, I’m heading to NYC to ride with that Master of Vegan Cookery, The Large Fella.

We are planning a ride of epic proportions. 43 stone of studliness rolling the mean streets of NYC, leaving a trail of broken hearts and cracked pavement in our wake.

Ladies, please form an orderly queue.