Rev. Bone

Yesterday I became an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto California.

Pending the outcome of a lawsuit against the church, I will be legally able to perform weddings in Pennsylvania.

If you would like me to officiate at your wedding, let me know. I don’t care about your religion, and I will even wear a giant chicken suit or whatever if that’s your thing.

Our Most Reverend Chicken

Truth be told, I’d prefer to officiate weddings in a chicken suit, or other outlandish attire of your choosing.

Thanks to the Disturbed Buddha for bringing the ULC ordination process to my attention.

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