In order to bring myself into compliance with mainstream American culture, I have erected a plastic replica of a pine tree in my living room.
Isn’t it lovely?
I have a bicycling Kermit-the-Frog ornament to let everyone know that I am a badass bicyclist.
Back in the old days, when Christmas was invented, and when people still believed in Jesus, they also believed in “Angels” (people with wings who could fly around in the sky). Nowadays, because of modern science and telescopes, we know that people who fly around in the sky are actually space aliens, so I have updated my tree-topper accordingly.
Solstice, Saturnalia, Christmas, shopping!