Oh, Tannenbaum!

In order to bring myself into compliance with mainstream American culture, I have erected a plastic replica of a pine tree in my living room.

Isn’t it lovely?

Tree

I have a bicycling Kermit-the-Frog ornament to let everyone know that I am a badass bicyclist.

Kermit on a Bicycle Ornament

Back in the old days, when Christmas was invented, and when people still believed in Jesus, they also believed in “Angels” (people with wings who could fly around in the sky). Nowadays, because of modern science and telescopes, we know that people who fly around in the sky are actually space aliens, so I have updated my tree-topper accordingly.

Space Alien Cristmas Tree

Happy Solstice, Saturnalia, Christmas, shopping!

5 Replies to “Oh, Tannenbaum!”

  1. I love knowing that the world has blastphemous bicyclists as well as those who place aliens at the top of their “Christ”mas tree, rather than angels. The world needs more railing against the status quo. Go, and blastpheme some more.

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