This is not the website you’re looking for.

So, the software I use to run this site tells me all the perverted shit you people are typing into the Google machine that lands you here.


I do not have any images of naked men in cycling capes.

In totally unrelated news, it is raining right now. I am riding my bike tonight, and I do own a cycling cape.

Leave your bids in the comments. The bidding starts at $500.

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